Wang Chong Ri Ji 网虫日记

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MIKKO, who talks nonsense and can't be trusted to get anything done; Yu Bai-Mei, the great ladies' man who never stops playing it cool; and Ning Cai-Shen, the thug who fakes a sense of honor — a Beijinger, a Shanghainese and a Harbiner, three famous net bugs converge on Beijing. Under one roof, they simmer into a rich, strange-tasting eight-treasure comedy porridge.
Wang Xiao-Yi, the pure and innocent type, believes whatever she's told; Jia Li, the glamorous type, has seen it all. Between these two beauties, the three net bugs scheme and vie, each showing off their own tricks. Blades clash in the battlefield of love, waves surge in the sea of jealousy — who laughs last, laughs best?
"The First Intimate Contact." Their first intimate contact, and already it's impossible to tell male from female, identity unknown. To stay or not to stay — that is the question…
"Home Alone." Two cold-blooded bumbling thieves break in to rob the place, three grown men pursue a policy of non-resistance and get tied up like dumplings; Yu Bai-Mei defects on the spot; at the critical moment, ten-year-old Fang Zhou holds the fort alone, laying a trap of nets…
"Jurassic Park." Dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs everywhere! Oh heavens! In the online world, are there really no handsome men or pretty women left? Jia Li throws herself into the grand cause of cyber romance and can't pull herself out. He — is "Lonely Hand"…
"The Cleaver, the Cleaver Again." Cleaver online store sales record: Day one, cleavers sold: 0; Week one, cleavers sold: 1; Week two, cleavers sold: 301. Buyers: Brother Xiao Ma, Zheng Hao-Nan…
"Slam Dunk." "Your shooting form is hideous, but you're pretty accurate." First love feels so good — the rough-and-tumble Ning Cai-Shen reminisces about that court in Xi'an: is today's hoop still yesterday's hoop? Just as the Chinese version of Hanamichi Sakuragi is successfully created and freshly unveiled, he can't help asking like a fool: Xiao Qing, where are you…
"Ring." Cold rain. Midnight. The phone rings. A drifting white shadow. The midnight ring…
"The Matrix." Cracking an earth-shattering code, the world-famous god of hackers, Qinuo Liweisi, encounters a homegrown hacker-knight, Shi Qian. A showdown of top hackers from China and America. At the height of the battle, when neither can gain the upper hand, the elusive king of hackers appears out of nowhere…
"Six Days, Seven Nights." The door for people to enter is locked tight; the door for dogs to enter is wide open. Three former white-collar workers, now trapped, neither eating nor drinking, barely breathing, with six days and seven nights to go before final victory — can they hold out until tomorrow?
"The Divine Net in Hemp Robes." Iron mouth, steel teeth, leaking heaven's secrets — MIKKO is brutally beaten. Fate. It's all fate…
"The New Good Man." "I've got three aces in my hand. I don't believe that ace of spades is in yours. I'll bet you!" A high-stakes gamble ends in unexpected defeat. The search for a new good man begins. I searched for him a thousand times in the crowd, and yet he…
"An Angel on Earth." She — lovely, smiling. She loved flying kites with me in Anhuili; she loved watching the stars with me; she loved drifting with me through the river of cars under Beijing's night sky.